Official Certificates of Ordination from
the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Would you like to be a Pastafarian Minister?


Our Ordination package is available for $49. This includes:
* Paper Certificate of Ordination
* PVC Wallet Card
* Vinyl Car Decal
Free shipping is included anywhere in the world.

The certificates are printed on high quality parchment paper and have an embossed foil seal. Dimensions are 8.5" x 11". The current design depicts a historical scene out of our scripture.

Here's a close-up of the artwork:


These credentials are suitable for presiding over social ceremonies such as marriages and baptisms, performing last rites, casting out false prophets, performing exorcisims and so on. Your name will be added to the official registry of Ordained FSM Ministers.



Our Wallet ID Cards are silver resin fused to black PVC. Front and back:


Also included is a White Vinyl Car Decal


The decals are 4x4" die-cut white vinyl. They're weatherproof. I'll send you a replacement if they get worn out and/or vandalized by a religious bigot.





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* The cost for the paper certificate and the wallet card is $49 USD.

Shipping is free anywhere in the world. Note -- The Digital PDF copies of the credentials will be available 1 or 2 days after ordering.

Be sure to fill out the Name on Certificate field, and then press the Buy Now button. You'll be asked for shipping details during checkout. Production time is about 3 days.





Paper Certificate, Wallet Card, and Vinyl Decal *Recommended*


$49 USD. Includes Shipping anywhere in the world.







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